May 2013
“To be or not to be? Bitch I might be”
– William Shakespeare (via morgan-freemans-voice)
bonerbabe:
boy moans are so nice
My boyfriends moans are so nice.
am i in love or am i horny
both
sad and frustrated.
He and I fight soo much recently and it kills cause cause I know it’s mostly all my fault.
He doesn’t trust me at all which is infuriating and he goes through my laptop and phone. He found a old note i wrote to my ex (of whom i broke up with over a year ago) that i saved like 6 months ago and now he thinks i still love my ex WHICH IS RIDICULOUS. Josh is my boyfriend now and i love him...
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
run-cause-hitler:
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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No one will care but Yep Josh was right about...
you need milk, that’s all.
..well I NEED milk (like in my fridge not just in general, im outta milk hence the post..ok never mind, you get it)
…I mean some people prefer water…. that’s cool. I spose.
Hmm anyway I got back to sleep then woke up 10 minutes ago and was hungry (which is weird for me when I first wake up) and made porridge…and yeah..
actually as im...
fell asleep at 12 midnight and just woke up 50 minutes ago.but only just got up cause it’s about 4:50 AM now and I can not fucking get back to sleep, I’ve been tossing and turning all night my laptop screen might make me sleepy again while i watch something.. haha what am i saying? this is why don’t post personal posts anymore.
foodtrucker:
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
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you pretty little idiot
themisadventuresofmaddy:
do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
there
like all your friends go out and do things and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone
like you just sort of exist but you don’t...
whittenorr:
i just got really fucked up thinking about clouds
weigh as much as an elephant or a 747 or more but still float
literally full of electricity much like your standard vibrator
pisses rain all over us ungrateful bastards
make cool shapes like rabbits or dongs
they dont give a fuck where they go they just go to trash shit
props clouds, you’re metal as hell
elizards:
daddys—little—angel:
i will be yours if you want a sad girl who will talk about you a lot and cook for you and write you letters and have mental breakdowns at 2am
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yahoo yahoo yahoo ...
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
singergurl91:
moonflowerlights:
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…
